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A humorous guide to flying

Security.  Boarding groups.  Overhead bins.  Not hitting people with your backpack as you walk down the aisle.   Help Teddy learn to fly.
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Enjoy some excerpts from Teddy's first flight

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"Gee Teddy, it seems that you never did hear, 

The x-ray will find every item they fear.  

Computers come out, and your water is banned,

It’s time for your full-body search that is planned!"

"Now time to get down to the business at hand,

I’ve brought a huge feast that is surely not bland.

I’m sure that my seatmates won’t mind if I eat,

Some onions, a stew, and a vinegar beet."​

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"My turn! It’s my chance! It’s my time to deplane.

Goodbye to row three, I suspect I’m a pain!

Hello way back there?  See that roller?  It's mine!

Please pass it to me while I hold up this line."

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